mark your territory by crying on things
helpful hint #979594303: My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason. Ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who… or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
And here are tonight’s top stories.
HIMYM + Objects
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife